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Path of Truancy

“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.” – Ferris Bueller Yep, I’m forcing my 13-year-old daughter to skip school after lunch today so we can see a volleyball game. When she left this morning, she asked, “so mom, am I going to be [...]

I hate school

Before I had children I thought once they went to school the mother would tinker around the house. You know, a little laundry, baking a batch of cookies, coffee with friends, all along with a little yard work, oh and my freelance design business… WRONG. I’m crazed. I’ve filled out enough forms in the last [...]

Why is There a Pig Head on the Stovetop?

Last Sunday I came home to a pig head being boiled on top of the stove. Why? Eddie came upon a pig roast and asked for the head. Why? He wants a skull to put on his door. The pig stayed in the pot all night after boiling for the majority of the evening. It [...]

There’s a guy on the roof

10:20 AM this morning. 2nd last summer vacation day to sleep in:) 15 year old comes running out of her bedroom. MOM, THERE’S A GUY ON THE ROOF. 13 year old follows. THERE’S A GUY AT MY WINDOW. 11 year old – no movement. Yes, it’s a fun and easy way to get them out [...]

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